"wanna go perth for holiday? my treat"

i replied:

"two conditions"

mum:

"what is it?"

me:

"one, i wanna go there and finish up degree, two, i wanna go there and don't wanna come back. ok?"

mum:

"confirm migrate? but its just a holiday visa i'm planning to get you"

me:

"migrate is a big word, maybe PR is better. that's OK ma, i can use the savings :)"

mum:

"you ok!?"

me:

"never felt better. now that you've asked about perth"